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    Born in Hawaii, now a U.S. state

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    Really fun facts learned from my personal experience watching him:

    I saw T'eo race a Cheetah once, he won
    Also, T'eo was bleeding profusely because the cheetah bit him before the race, and he still won

    I don't know if this is true, but I was told T'eo races airplanes too.
    He sees an airplane in the sky, and he races it and beats it

    He ran from New York to LA in 5 hours

    He is obviously very physically fit

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    manti the new norris
    Adopt-A-Bill 2012:Zebrie Sanders Adopt-A-Bill 2013:Garrison Sanborn

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    Manti T'eo doesn't have Tiger's blood

    Tigers have Manti T'eo blood

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    When building tunnels through mountains out in Hawaii they don't use heavy machinery. When Te'o goes out for his light cardio, he just runs through them.

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    When a volcano erupts in Hawaii, it is because Manti is not having a good day

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    Draft this kid and sign Vick, Rivers or draft a QB in rnd 2 or 3.

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    Boy, could the Bills use this guy! It would be nice if he is still on the board when the Bills pick! The Bills need a monster linebacker who can dominate! The linebackers they have now STINK! There's hope for Nigel because he's only a rookie, but the rest of them are pitiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STG44Tiger View Post
    Born in Hawaii, now a U.S. state






    Sad that Mitt Romney lost the election, because he is a Mormon

    Does not know how to surf



    Really fun facts learned from my personal experience watching him:

    I saw T'eo race a Cheetah once, he won
    Also, T'eo was bleeding profusely because the cheetah bit him before the race, and he still won

    I don't know if this is true, but I was told T'eo races airplanes too.
    He sees an airplane in the sky, and he races it and beats it

    He ran from New York to LA in 5 hours

    He is obviously very physically fit
    Not funny, stfu!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarioBilliams View Post
    manti the new norris
    When Chuck Norris packs his lunch, he packs it in a Manti Te'o lunchbox.
    “The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.” -William Ward

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    Quote Originally Posted by AWorldOfPain View Post
    When Chuck Norris packs his lunch, he packs it in a Manti Te'o lunchbox.
    Manti T'eo's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever
    Last edited by Patrick Bateman; 12-09-2012 at 05:06 AM.

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    When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the hulk.

    When the hulk gets angry, he turns into Manti Te'o.
    Go Bills!

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    2. Troy Niklas, TE, Notre Dame
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    4. Trai Turner, OG, LSU
    5. Aaron Murray, QB, Georgia
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    Oh... My... Goodness....

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    Death once had a near Manti T'eo experience

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    He'll be drafted before the Bills get their chance to. Anyways, he might not always wear a shirt, but when he does, he wears a Buffalo Bills shirt.
    ''You appease (fans) for about three months,'' Nix said. ~ 11/2/2012

    Chan Gailey 12/26/2010 - Pass rush would of helped a couple of those. That guy (Tom Brady) stood back there forever and someone finally come open.




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    When Tebow prays, it's to him.

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    these post are never funny.

    *douche chills*

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    Tell Karl that his brother is dead.
    3 years ago

    "What matters is two years and three years down the road, if we have this thing turned around in the right direction and we're winning," Nix said. "I know before I'm asked this, you're going to think I'm crazy, but we're not that far away."


    “Russ and I scanned a list of possible candidates,” Wilson said. “We didn’t know them. I didn’t know them. I don’t think Russ did. We narrowed it down to two candidates for the job of general manager of football, two in-house candidates.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Draft this kid and sign Vick, Rivers or draft a QB in rnd 2 or 3.
    Oh, settle down, Donahoe.
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    "What matters is two years and three years down the road, if we have this thing turned around in the right direction and we're winning," Nix said. "I know before I'm asked this, you're going to think I'm crazy, but we're not that far away."


    “Russ and I scanned a list of possible candidates,” Wilson said. “We didn’t know them. I didn’t know them. I don’t think Russ did. We narrowed it down to two candidates for the job of general manager of football, two in-house candidates.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhenTheFitzHitsTheChan View Post
    Oh, settle down, Donahoe.
    Hey!! We have some unfinished business. Haha! ~ The last game may have done us some good. It convinced everybody that they had to work just a little harder. Maybe we weren't ready to be a playoff team.” — GM Tom Donahoe ~ This year's unofficial theme has been "unfinished business."
    ''You appease (fans) for about three months,'' Nix said. ~ 11/2/2012

    Chan Gailey 12/26/2010 - Pass rush would of helped a couple of those. That guy (Tom Brady) stood back there forever and someone finally come open.




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