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    Default The cold hard truth from Santa himself

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    So my wife and I brought our son on the Polar express train ride to meet Santa. When Santa sat down with us he saw I was wearing my Bills sweatshirt. Santa then turned to my son and said "I know your daddy wants the Bills to win the Super Bowl for Christmas but that's something even Santa can't help with".

    I must say I've gotten my chops broke many many times about the bills. But for gods sake now Santa makes fun of them? Come on man!
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    That's pretty hilarious. This will probably be me in a few years when my daughter is old enough to care about Santa (she's only four month now, she's already gotten flack for wearing Bills onesies)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wank8734 View Post
    That's pretty hilarious. This will probably be me in a few years when my daughter is old enough to care about Santa (she's only four month now, she's already gotten flack for wearing Bills onesies)
    Lol. You may be right my friend I was devastated. I just hope by the time she is old enough to understand we can wear our colors proud

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    Only thing worse is when we go to heaven wearing our Bills gear and God is laughing at us saying the same thing that Santa told you.

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    Santa's a jerk, he must be an Eagles fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billsfan589 View Post
    Only thing worse is when we go to heaven wearing our Bills gear and God is laughing at us saying the same thing that Santa told you.
    . Haha. That's the Truth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWien View Post
    Santa's a jerk, he must be an Eagles fan.
    . Haha. I literally laughed out loud by this comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWien View Post
    Santa's a jerk, he must be an Eagles fan.
    didnt they boo santa in philly??
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    would have looked that santa right in his big ole eyes and said well my friend you suck.
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    Drop kick him right in front of the kids.

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    hahaha what did you say when he said that to you?

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    You should have made a big scene, called out the imposter and pulled off his beard for all the kids to see.


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    you should of took a dump in his santa bag !

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    Santa is a **** CFL fan... North pole and all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUFF BANDIT View Post
    you should of took a dump in his santa bag !


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    I was at the mall in a holiday sports store and a little girl picked up a bills santa hat and said "ew ew ew the stinky bills the stinky bills" I was so sad were even a joke even toddlers
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    Quote Originally Posted by StevieJ1383 View Post
    hahaha what did you say when he said that to you?
    Nothing. I did what any bills fan does. Just smile and fake laugh. But it just killed me a little more inside

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    Quote Originally Posted by 54 spielman View Post


    LOL........this may be the most brilliant post I have seen in years. Well done!



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    Quote Originally Posted by bills4life View Post
    Nothing. I did what any bills fan does. Just smile and fake laugh. But it just killed me a little more inside
    any bills fan? know i would of asked him what team he liked then made a snide remark about that team.
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    just because you're santa and you know the bills aren't the best team in the nfl does not mean you know jack **** about the game itself. we have a decent team that is getting better- even if their record doesn't show it, yet.

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