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    Default Fitz is the Man (a song):

    Fitz, Fitz, Fitz.....oh, yeah (clap, clap)....Fitz, Fitz, (stomp, stomp)....oooh, baby (yeah, yeah)...Fitzy can do it, you and I know it...if anyone can do it...Fitzy can...cuz Fitzy....is, is, is...the Man!! Give him some help, a receiver or two ( doowah, doowah), and man up on d, and wins you will see!! Hold those blocks on that offensive line and Fitz will deliver that pigskin on time!!! Who's your quarterback, why Ryan, you know I'm not lyin'...Fitzy can do it (stomp, stomp), you and I know it (rah, rah), Fitz is the Man, he ain't no flash in the pan!!!

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    This should be fun

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    What the ****

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    Hate to break it to you guys but Fitz....wil be the starter this season.

    so once again. oh oh ohhh FITZMAGIC! You know!! Never believe he can't throw.

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    This is fantastic, but I want to nominate this as DCB's jump the shark moment. The song is awful and he really only did it because it's the offseason and he needed a pro Fitz thread to troll in. Usually one can come more or less organically, but this is just so...forced.

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    I don't know what to say here except that this post made my day. Hilarious.

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    DC, you must be trying really hard right now with this. It must be hard to find new material, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCBillsfan View Post
    Fitz, Fitz, Fitz.....oh, yeah (clap, clap)....Fitz, Fitz, (stomp, stomp)....oooh, baby (yeah, yeah)...Fitzy can do it, you and I know it...if anyone can do it...Fitzy can...cuz Fitzy....is, is, is...the Man!! Give him some help, a receiver or two ( doowah, doowah), and man up on d, and wins you will see!! Hold those blocks on that offensive line and Fitz will deliver that pigskin on time!!! Who's your quarterback, why Ryan, you know I'm not lyin'...Fitzy can do it (stomp, stomp), you and I know it (rah, rah), Fitz is the Man, he ain't no flash in the pan!!!
    What the **** is wrong with you?

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    Im hammered and I cant even read the whole thing

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    You guys are being kinda mean...I thought it was kinda catchy...just trying to lighten up and make a song out of my thoughts...it's the offseason after all, y'all.

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    You would think this would be a trolls last dance, but not with DC. He is standing by for the next Bills player/coach that keeps this team dwelling in mediocrity. As a Bills fan, obviously I want the Bills to succeed. After reading old D.C's threads for the last 4 years, I want them to win a little more. This troll feeds off our pain and suffering. Come on Doug Marrone, take the role of the exorcist, turn the franchise around, and banish this demon from Bills land for good.

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    Welp, thats it folks. DCbillsfan has officially lost it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by djb4500 View Post
    Welp, thats it folks. DCbillsfan has officially lost it.
    he lost it back in 2009 when there was a 300 page thread to fire Jauron, and he was trolling around the boards spreading his bs about how great a coach he was blah blah blah. He's a troll, and just looking for attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bferra13 View Post
    You would think this would be a trolls last dance, but not with DC. He is standing by for the next Bills player/coach that keeps this team dwelling in mediocrity. As a Bills fan, obviously I want the Bills to succeed. After reading old D.C's threads for the last 4 years, I want them to win a little more. This troll feeds off our pain and suffering. Come on Doug Marrone, take the role of the exorcist, turn the franchise around, and banish this demon from Bills land for good.
    oh, bferra, how you misjudge me...I want what you want, and what every other Bills fan wants...who spilled their guts for this team...I want the Bills to love their fans, as much as we...love them!

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    I'm Fitzlover, by the Beatles:

    I give him every chance
    That's what I do
    And if you saw Fitzbeard
    You'd love him too
    I'm Fitzlover

    He gives me five good games
    Out of sixteen
    The pass Fitzpatrick throws
    To the other team
    I'm Fitzlover

    Another dude
    Could never try
    As long as Fitz
    Is our QB

    If they'd just run their routes
    Limit is the sky
    I guess my love for Fitz
    Will never die
    I'm Fitzlover

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    To: The OP

    This makes me sick.

    Sincerely,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo86 View Post
    I'm Fitzlover, by the Beatles:

    I give him every chance
    That's what I do
    And if you saw Fitzbeard
    You'd love him too
    I'm Fitzlover

    He gives me five good games
    Out of sixteen
    The pass Fitzpatrick throws
    To the other team
    I'm Fitzlover

    Another dude
    Could never try
    As long as Fitz
    Is our QB

    If they'd just run their routes
    Limit is the sky
    I guess my love for Fitz
    Will never die
    I'm Fitzlover
    FYI, this is awesome.
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    I thought the OP had some issues, this clarifies it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HiddenInLight View Post
    Anybody who thinks that there is a chance higher then about 15% that Fitzpatrick is cut is either delusional or has no knowledge of the workings of an NFL team.

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    I will help with the STOMP,STOMP,STOMP part......



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    Quote Originally Posted by DCBillsfan View Post
    Fitz, Fitz, Fitz.....oh, yeah (clap, clap)....Fitz, Fitz, (stomp, stomp)....oooh, baby (yeah, yeah)...Fitzy can do it, you and I know it...if anyone can do it...Fitzy can...cuz Fitzy....is, is, is...the Man!! Give him some help, a receiver or two ( doowah, doowah), and man up on d, and wins you will see!! Hold those blocks on that offensive line and Fitz will deliver that pigskin on time!!! Who's your quarterback, why Ryan, you know I'm not lyin'...Fitzy can do it (stomp, stomp), you and I know it (rah, rah), Fitz is the Man, he ain't no flash in the pan!!!
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