This should be fun
Fitz, Fitz, Fitz.....oh, yeah (clap, clap)....Fitz, Fitz, (stomp, stomp)....oooh, baby (yeah, yeah)...Fitzy can do it, you and I know it...if anyone can do it...Fitzy can...cuz Fitzy....is, is, is...the Man!! Give him some help, a receiver or two ( doowah, doowah), and man up on d, and wins you will see!! Hold those blocks on that offensive line and Fitz will deliver that pigskin on time!!! Who's your quarterback, why Ryan, you know I'm not lyin'...Fitzy can do it (stomp, stomp), you and I know it (rah, rah), Fitz is the Man, he ain't no flash in the pan!!!
This should be fun
What the ****
Hate to break it to you guys but Fitz....wil be the starter this season.
so once again. oh oh ohhh FITZMAGIC! You know!! Never believe he can't throw.
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This is fantastic, but I want to nominate this as DCB's jump the shark moment. The song is awful and he really only did it because it's the offseason and he needed a pro Fitz thread to troll in. Usually one can come more or less organically, but this is just so...forced.
2/10, would not read again.
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I don't know what to say here except that this post made my day. Hilarious.
DC, you must be trying really hard right now with this. It must be hard to find new material, huh?
Im hammered and I cant even read the whole thing
You guys are being kinda mean...I thought it was kinda catchy...just trying to lighten up and make a song out of my thoughts...it's the offseason after all, y'all.
You would think this would be a trolls last dance, but not with DC. He is standing by for the next Bills player/coach that keeps this team dwelling in mediocrity. As a Bills fan, obviously I want the Bills to succeed. After reading old D.C's threads for the last 4 years, I want them to win a little more. This troll feeds off our pain and suffering. Come on Doug Marrone, take the role of the exorcist, turn the franchise around, and banish this demon from Bills land for good.
Welp, thats it folks. DCbillsfan has officially lost it.
1) Jake Matthews OT Texas A&M
2) Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE Washington
3) Kareem Martin DE North Carolina
4) Lache Seastrunk RB Baylor
5) Trai Turner OG LSU
7) Bennett Jackson CB Notre Dame
I'm Fitzlover, by the Beatles:
I give him every chance
That's what I do
And if you saw Fitzbeard
You'd love him too
He gives me five good games
Out of sixteen
The pass Fitzpatrick throws
To the other team
Could never try
As long as Fitz
Is our QB
If they'd just run their routes
Limit is the sky
I guess my love for Fitz
Will never die
To: The OP
This makes me sick.
May The Schwartz Be With You.
Adopt-a-Bill 2013-14 Nickell Robey "The Diminutive DB"
I thought the OP had some issues, this clarifies it.
I will help with the STOMP,STOMP,STOMP part......
Last edited by THE SLAMMER; 02-08-2013 at 07:46 AM.