Fitz is the Man (a song):

[DCBillsfan]

Fitz, Fitz, Fitz.....oh, yeah (clap, clap)....Fitz, Fitz, (stomp, stomp)....oooh, baby (yeah, yeah)...Fitzy can do it, you and I know it...if anyone can do it...Fitzy can...cuz Fitzy....is, is, is...the Man!! Give him some help, a receiver or two ( doowah, doowah), and man up on d, and wins you will see!! Hold those blocks on that offensive line and Fitz will deliver that pigskin on time!!! Who's your quarterback, why Ryan, you know I'm not lyin'...Fitzy can do it (stomp, stomp), you and I know it (rah, rah), Fitz is the Man, he ain't no flash in the pan!!!

[bufbills]

This should be fun

[giarmyjoe]

What the ****

[JJGauna]

Hate to break it to you guys but Fitz....wil be the starter this season.

so once again. oh oh ohhh FITZMAGIC! You know!! Never believe he can't throw.

[Nick Matrix]

This is fantastic, but I want to nominate this as DCB's jump the shark moment. The song is awful and he really only did it because it's the offseason and he needed a pro Fitz thread to troll in. Usually one can come more or less organically, but this is just so...forced.

2/10, would not read again.

[Marc777]

I don't know what to say here except that this post made my day. Hilarious.

[Bill Brasky]

DC, you must be trying really hard right now with this. It must be hard to find new material, huh?

[Speedy_Beebe]

Fitz, Fitz, Fitz.....oh, yeah (clap, clap)....Fitz, Fitz, (stomp, stomp)....oooh, baby (yeah, yeah)...Fitzy can do it, you and I know it...if anyone can do it...Fitzy can...cuz Fitzy....is, is, is...the Man!! Give him some help, a receiver or two ( doowah, doowah), and man up on d, and wins you will see!! Hold those blocks on that offensive line and Fitz will deliver that pigskin on time!!! Who's your quarterback, why Ryan, you know I'm not lyin'...Fitzy can do it (stomp, stomp), you and I know it (rah, rah), Fitz is the Man, he ain't no flash in the pan!!!

What the **** is wrong with you?

[KBx315]

Im hammered and I cant even read the whole thing

[DCBillsfan]

You guys are being kinda mean...I thought it was kinda catchy...just trying to lighten up and make a song out of my thoughts...it's the offseason after all, y'all.

[bferra13]

You would think this would be a trolls last dance, but not with DC. He is standing by for the next Bills player/coach that keeps this team dwelling in mediocrity. As a Bills fan, obviously I want the Bills to succeed. After reading old D.C's threads for the last 4 years, I want them to win a little more. This troll feeds off our pain and suffering. Come on Doug Marrone, take the role of the exorcist, turn the franchise around, and banish this demon from Bills land for good.

[djb4500]

Welp, thats it folks. DCbillsfan has officially lost it.

[bferra13]

Welp, thats it folks. DCbillsfan has officially lost it.

he lost it back in 2009 when there was a 300 page thread to fire Jauron, and he was trolling around the boards spreading his bs about how great a coach he was blah blah blah. He's a troll, and just looking for attention.

[DCBillsfan]

You would think this would be a trolls last dance, but not with DC. He is standing by for the next Bills player/coach that keeps this team dwelling in mediocrity. As a Bills fan, obviously I want the Bills to succeed. After reading old D.C's threads for the last 4 years, I want them to win a little more. This troll feeds off our pain and suffering. Come on Doug Marrone, take the role of the exorcist, turn the franchise around, and banish this demon from Bills land for good.

oh, bferra, how you misjudge me...I want what you want, and what every other Bills fan wants...who spilled their guts for this team...I want the Bills to love their fans, as much as we...love them!

[Buffalo86]

I'm Fitzlover, by the Beatles:

I give him every chance
That's what I do
And if you saw Fitzbeard
You'd love him too
I'm Fitzlover

He gives me five good games
Out of sixteen
The pass Fitzpatrick throws
To the other team
I'm Fitzlover

Another dude
Could never try
As long as Fitz
Is our QB

If they'd just run their routes
Limit is the sky
I guess my love for Fitz
Will never die
I'm Fitzlover

[Donmega]

To: The OP

This makes me sick.

Sincerely,

Donmega.

[Donmega]

I'm Fitzlover, by the Beatles:

I give him every chance
That's what I do
And if you saw Fitzbeard
You'd love him too
I'm Fitzlover

He gives me five good games
Out of sixteen
The pass Fitzpatrick throws
To the other team
I'm Fitzlover

Another dude
Could never try
As long as Fitz
Is our QB

If they'd just run their routes
Limit is the sky
I guess my love for Fitz
Will never die
I'm Fitzlover

FYI, this is awesome.

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

I thought the OP had some issues, this clarifies it.

[THE SLAMMER]

I will help with the STOMP,STOMP,STOMP part......



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[Zeus Lizard]

Fitz, Fitz, Fitz.....oh, yeah (clap, clap)....Fitz, Fitz, (stomp, stomp)....oooh, baby (yeah, yeah)...Fitzy can do it, you and I know it...if anyone can do it...Fitzy can...cuz Fitzy....is, is, is...the Man!! Give him some help, a receiver or two ( doowah, doowah), and man up on d, and wins you will see!! Hold those blocks on that offensive line and Fitz will deliver that pigskin on time!!! Who's your quarterback, why Ryan, you know I'm not lyin'...Fitzy can do it (stomp, stomp), you and I know it (rah, rah), Fitz is the Man, he ain't no flash in the pan!!!